You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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