is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
sarcasm needs its own font
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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