I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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