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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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