I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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