we're blogging at a bar
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I want to be your penis for a week.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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