there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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