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  • 83 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:19pm

    pseudomonas bacteria smells like grapes. looks like someone has a UTI :)

  • 72 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:28pm

    I wonder if u will poop purple too

  • 70 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:05pm

    Why did you smell it?

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:42pm

    interesting girl. She goes drinking and passes out and is only wondering if someone stuffed markers up her twat. I guess drinking, passing out and leaving her pussy with an "open for action" sign is normal

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:08am

    i think Frankenberry went down on you

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:04pm

    could have left the cap on. lol

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:55pm

    perhaps a grape popsicle?

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:34pm

    Least she didn't wipe back to front. Then it would have wiped brown and smelled like shit

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:43pm

    You're "open for action"

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:04pm

    at least you weren't violated in a different way with that marker. You'd be shitting purple.

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:42pm

    1:05- If you wiped and saw there was something purple in your vag, you'd smell it too. Don't act like you wouldn't

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:20am

    She really doesn't sound pissed like she ought to be!

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:11pm

    Ohh! I have a sour grape lube that would cause this!

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:23pm

    How can this not be a good night?

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:39pm

    5:42 Oh fuck off, it was probably a friends idea of a practical joke. Be a kill-joy elsewhere.

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:03pm

    o.O what the...O.O thats fucking awesome...

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:52pm

    uhhhhh... no words...

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:48pm

    Hey, I'm judging you because I don't approve of your vices even though I read TFLN. I'm so lonely. "...you're lonely."

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:20pm

    If u smell ur used toliet paper their is obviously something wrong

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:17pm

    Of course it's in DC.

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:34am

    ... just wipe a bit further back? Then you'll be at the bottom of it...

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:36pm

    The text back should have read : Nope you violated yourself with the marker. You said you wanted to taste like the rainbow.

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:24pm

    a practical joke would be to shove a marker covered with tabasco sauce in that cooter. She won't be passed out for long...

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:04pm

    That's ridiculously awesome!

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:35pm

    that would be a grape flavored my dear, u were violated with something much diff than a marker lol

  • 36 57
    Submitted by crackajake on Apr 5, 10 at 9:37pm

    Ha dc\nProlly Michelle obama

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 9:09am

    she's probably used to finding unusual things in her snatch. Someday she'll find a baby -- and she won't know how it got there

  • 37 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:25am

    Why would you smell purple stuff you wiped up off your vag?