That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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