What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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