If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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