I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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Holy sore nipples Batman
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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