i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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