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  • 35 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:46pm
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    I brush my cum with teeth -Dave

  • 27 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:25pm
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    Juanita, shut up. Your mom works at McDonald's, which doesnt qualify as a real job.

  • 29 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:24pm
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    C'mon, blowie is funny!!

  • 30 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:09pm
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    If u scrub your junk a little better then she won't be so worried about the listerine. To her it probly smells like she's going down on a goat. Dirty shiftucker. -chuckLe

  • 30 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:30pm
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    Juanita used to suck my dick for potato chips, then her mom got a job, now she does it for free

  • 33 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:01pm
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    HAHAHA sucks! actually there was a lack of sucking bhahaha

  • 30 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:07pm
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    I used to run out of listerine.. then my mom got a job! -Juanita

  • 26 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:38pm
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    Tell her to use listerine then suck your dick.. Feels amazing

  • 20 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:13pm
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    tell her to deep throat it so she doesn't have bad breath.

  • 22 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:03am
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    she was probably filled up with cum from all the other guys she DID give head to. And she gave it to everybody except YOU

  • 24 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:02pm
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    Smart girl. Not selfish! The dude bitching about it is more selfish. She's just hygenic.

  • 21 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:37pm
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    That's why I always carry a travel size bottle in my pocket. Cha-ching!

  • 24 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:07pm
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    tell her to grow some balls and suck your dick

  • 19 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:11pm
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    y not tel her ull buy a bottle...and then she can use it only on you wenever u want head

  • 20 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:52pm
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    We're all just well trained monkeys to society -cats eye

  • 16 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:57pm
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    RUNNING OUT of listerine not RUN OUT? Must be saving it for he other guys she's sucking off. Pnwed

  • 23 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:54pm
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    i brush my teeth with cum. -lauren

  • 18 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:04pm
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    Hey Lauren did you run out of toothpaste?

  • 20 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:23pm
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    Wow your gf sucks. Wait...

  • 18 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:56pm
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    YOUR PENIS TASTES BAD LOLOLOL -anyone who thought this was funny

  • 17 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:12pm
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    No shit, dick tastes awful.

  • 16 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:12pm
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    Charles Rutherford used it all to wash his penis!

  • 18 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:45am
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    @7:13 -- we don't care -- do it!

  • 16 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:47pm
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    CUM IN MY ASS!!!!!!! OH YEA!!! AHHHHHH

  • 16 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:11pm
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    Gotta agree with 1:38. It's cold, then gets hot as fuck. Greatest head ever.

  • 18 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:51pm
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    The proper response is "that sounds like a YOU problem, not a ME problem"

  • 15 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:36pm
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    ...dick does NOT taste awful. girls, you need to get with some men who bathe on a regular basis.

  • 17 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:13am
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    Wouldn't blame her. Dick tastes awful.

  • 17 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:38pm
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    Dosent sperm do the same as listerine for women

  • 13 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:23am
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    That gives 30 seconds of clean in your mouth flavor a whole new meaning.

  • 17 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:14pm
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    op take a fucking shower once in awhile.

  • 16 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:41pm
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    it might help things if you didn't have open wounds on you dick, dick.

  • 17 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:42pm
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    Charles Rutherford usually gives a blowie and then gargles with vodka! - Fishbulb

  • 15 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:49pm
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    I don't advocate buying anything for women but this is when I would take my self down to costco and buy a year supply for her selfish ass

  • 15 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:03pm
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    tell her that she can still take it in the ass

  • 16 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:54pm
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    Is your girlfriend in middle school?

  • 11 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:17am
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    once again, northern va dissapoints.

  • 12 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:12pm
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    yay 703!! so sad about the lack of fellatio though...yeah...

  • 12 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:10pm
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    Wow that sucks hardcore

  • 16 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:44am
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    bitches need to suck our cock -- when and where we want

  • 15 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:27am
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    Suckin dick is a womans job. All bitches should suck dick all day long. Dick suckin is what you're here for

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