I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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