I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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