Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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