so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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