Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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