how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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