So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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