p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
time to smoke my breakfast
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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