i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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