Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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