There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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