i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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