I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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