Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
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He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize