Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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