i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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