i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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