so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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