I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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