Please don't use social media to get back at me.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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