On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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