oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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