Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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