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  • 94 70
    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Mar 21, 11 at 11:11am

    would it really of mattered if it was 5 or 6 miles? either way i think he wasn't planning on seeing you at all.. now get back to the kitchen

  • 68 60
    Submitted by wharfrat70 on Mar 21, 11 at 12:36pm

    5 miles wasn't inferred in the cited text. maybe you're only worth 5 blocks.

  • 62 69
    Submitted by loslocos on Mar 21, 11 at 1:20pm

    maybe your cooter stinks

  • 56 57
    Submitted by TBONEa on Mar 21, 11 at 12:32pm

    gas is too expensive and all that can go to drinking money

  • 51 48
    Submitted by bestponyever on Mar 24, 11 at 2:33pm

    Dump him

  • 54 67
    Submitted by bankdis on Mar 21, 11 at 4:01pm

    This is a smart man

  • 45 54
    Submitted by chef on Mar 27, 11 at 1:25pm

    Lmao

  • 48 61
    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 21, 11 at 8:24pm

    haha ouch, your beauty aint worth your booty........

  • 44 54
    Submitted by hiddenTIGERATTCK on Mar 22, 11 at 5:07am

    Fat bitches, fat bitches, ayyyyyyy, fat bitches, fat bitches, ayyy. I threw some peanut butter on my shit and she went to work lmfaooo. hiddenTIGERATTACKKK !¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Sydefx on Mar 21, 11 at 1:23pm

    HA HA! Sucks to be you. Not even a brown paper bag would help you.. Or him.

  • Submitted by captainC on Mar 21, 11 at 11:35am

    Your probably fat