We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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