Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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