Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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