I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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