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At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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