She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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