Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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