yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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