College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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