Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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