its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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