we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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